Panhandling Girl Story

The Panhandling Girl Story The Panhandling Girl Story was a comment to a post made in 2009 on Reddit about a 15 year old girl panhandling with a few month old baby in her arms in Vancouver. It was voted Reddit Comment of the Year 2009 and got a Reddit Best of 2009 award. The […]

Online Booze Calculator Hacked by Katie Hopkins Fan Club

It was previously reported that the Sim64 Online Booze Calculator was giving inaccurate results and reporting false positives. We are pleased to report that after thorough investigations it appears that all the members of the Katie Hopkins fan club had been conspiring to corrupt the data to paint Katie in a better light. Both members […]

Holiday Cottage Stourton Cherington Warwickshire

The refurbishment work at The White Cottage is now as good as complete and will soon be available as a Holiday Cottage. We’ve spent the past 6 months completely renovating the cottage including; new kitchen, new bathroom, new heating system, re-decorating, new carpets and furnishings. Ideally situated in the delightful South Warwickshire village of Stourton […]

Lightweight modular wheelchair ramps for domestic use

These ramps come in 1.2m and 600mm modular units that can quickly be bolted together to create the length of ramp you require. Also available are 1.2m square adjustable height platforms and optional single or double handrails. available now from http://www.wheelchair-ramps.co.uk/

Whistleblowing Google+ Hacks

Whistleblower knows a trick or 2 about Google+ vxrem99 Whistleblowing Google+ Hacks Whistleblower exposes the latest Google+ Hacks Gerald Duck finds out just what makes whistlblower tick and why he has made it is public duty to expose Google+ Hacks and Hoogle+ Black Hat Tricks Whistleblower knows a trick or 2 about Google+ vxrem99 August […]

Test 30 in a series of Google Authorship tests

This test page http://www.sim64.co.uk/shared/30.php is a follow on from a very similar page to see if it produces the same results. Watch this space for information and findings. Feel free to comment if you would like more information.

Katzing [kat-zing]: The legitimate art of manipulating Google Authorship to improve your Google Author Rank

Gerald Duck now provides a range of Katzing Training programmes devised to help you improve your Google Author Rank. Katzing [kat-zing]: The legitimate art of manipulating Google Authorship to improve your Google Author Rank, is set to become the new SEO as more and more SEO experts see the implications of Social networking, personalization, Authorship […]

Matt Cutts says Penguin 2.0 is coming in the next few weeks

Matt Cutts says Penguin 2.0 is coming in the next few weeks Matt Cutts says Penguin 2.0 is coming in the next few weeks



Gerald Duck SEO List

SEO Things to do this week. Tidy up www.podline.co.uk, remove the forum, update WordPress. Categorise www.toomuchtimeonmyhands.co.uk better, create new pages, move posts around, write more posts. Revamp www.nrac.co.uk add some content to the static Warwickshire Tradesmen Directory section, add new menus, navigation and pages to Nicke Marketing blog. Give the SEO section of sim64 a […]

Pantless Weasel

Are you a Pantless Weasel or just an accomplice?

Photo of a Duck Disability News Updated

Following on from last weeks task of updating our Access Consultants website, next I will be updating the Disability News section on www.wheelchair-ramps.co.uk/ This started of as just a little blog attached to the site but over the coming months we hope to use it more for posting articles about disability issues and disability news. When […]

Travellers invited to set up camp on Llyn Maelog village green

In an unexpected show of kindness to the travelling community Llanfaelog Community Council has indicated that all travellers are welcome to set up camp on Llyn Maelog village green. Llyn Maelog near Rhosneigr on Anglesey North Wales is a Site of Special Scientific Interest (SSSI). Local resident M Boyce says; “The travellers are quite welcome to […]

Taming The Panda – How to solve Google Panda problems

Taming the panda is a new service provided by Gerald Duck specifically devised for small business owners who have suffered as a result of the latest Google update commonly referred to as the Google Panda update. The Google Panda update first started in the USA around February / March 2011 and was rolled out to […]

What do website marketing experts do

Judging by the ammount of emails I get from website marketing experts I assume it is just a phrase that is banded about with the intention of impressing me. It got me thinking though, just what do website marketing experts do? I assume a website marketing expert combines SEO, PPC, website design, brand awareness etc. […]

Is Gerald Duck an Internet Marketing Expert

I was once asked why Gerald Duck is referred to as a Website Marketing Expert rather than an Internet Marketing Expert When I asked Gerald the same question his reply was “How many times did Red Rum win the Derby”

Wheelchair Ramps For Sale

Phrase Pages is using Wheelchair Ramps For Sale as one of the demonstration phrases to test out a new concept on online advertising. Gerald Duck selected the phrase after seeing an advert in a local magazine for mobility equipment.

Why use car leasing

Sometimes businesses choose car leasing to place new personnel into cars as they discovered that it is more economical than purchasing one. Leasing takes away the risk of automobile depreciation and the inconvenience of waiting to acquire the necessary cash to buy a new car. This is the main reason why leasing has become a […]

Fake Business Reviews

Gerald once asked me to write a number of reviews about imaginary businesses providing  imaginary services. This is going back over 2 years so you can imagine my surprise when  I was sent a link to a business reviews website and there in front of my eyes was one of my reviews. I confronted Gerald about […]

Marketing a Christmas Turkey Business

The advantages of a Christmas Turkey Business is that you can plan in advance. In  chapter 8 of Don’t Duck the Question Gerald Duck looks at how you can manipulate a Chrismas Turkey Business Plan to your advantage. He explains how scheduled events can be specifically marketed in ways other business plans can’t.

24 month Contract Hire Deals

Gerald Duck says first impressions count. Although it is slightly sad, businessmen are still judged by the clothes they wear and the cars they drive. Anyone who knows Gerald will tell you he is always immaculately dressed and seldom seen in a car more than 2 years old. When asked how he does this Gerald […]